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Thanks for listening to my problems and somehow making it about you. Related Articles Someecard of the Week: 1/6/2013 Someecard of the Week: 12/30/2012 Someecard of the Week: 12/23/2012

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Sorry the end of daylight savings means an extra hour of not having electricity.

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I hope your life is never as bad as you complain it is on Facebook.

If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.

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Thanks for thinking I may have gone to the gym this morning as opposed to just sweating on the way to work.