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I hope your life is never as bad as you complain it is on Facebook.
If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
I was going to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday. Related Articles Someecard of the Week 8/12/12 Someecard of the Week 8/5/12 More Someecards on The Daily Quirk
Thanks for thinking I may have gone to the gym this morning as opposed to just sweating on the way to work.
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Congratulations to Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson on the birth of their first child! According to her website, Jessica gave birth to a 9lb 13 oz bouncing baby girl today, and named her Maxwell Drew Johnson. Maxwell is by no means an unconventional name, but not nearly as common for girls as boys and that got us about the names celebrities impose on their offspring prompting a countdown of the ten strangest celebrity baby names out there.