Dear Culture Critics: Don’t hold back, but keep it civil. Yes, that’s right, I want to put an end to all of the negativity. Stop running everything down. You don’t like anything of what’s going on in the cultural field right now? Well, maybe you should look for another job then. About these ads

First and foremost, Barbie gave me completely unfair expectations of my ability to hold down multiple dream careers. I truly believed I could be a Zoologist, Ballerina, Astronaut, Paleontologist, who Interned at a Fashion Magazine in her free time and occasionally turned into a Mermaid.

When it comes to makeup, I’ve never been one to be over the top with it. Give me a little foundation, some gloss and maybe mascara and I’m good to go. OK, so, I’ve been eying this primer for months now and I finally caved and bought it.

In the beginning for me, naps were completely a time to just sit and recharge my batteries. Adjust to motherhood. Get the dog out for his bathroom break, have lunch, pay bills, take a shower. Now, at a year and a half old and depending on the day, my daughter has decided naps are for babies. Who needs ‘em? Not this kid.

Just thinking about your near perfect existence makes it hard to decide where to start this letter, cause honestly your hotness make me dumb, so maybe I should start with your other super cool traits and work up to it.

If anyone hates dieting and eating healthy as much as I do, then this post is for you…Vitalicious products are a life saver for me! From chocolate muffins and muffin tops to brownies and breakfast sandwiches, they have helped me feel like I’m not really on a diet.

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson on the birth of their first child! According to her website, Jessica gave birth to a 9lb 13 oz bouncing baby girl today, and named her Maxwell Drew Johnson. Maxwell is by no means an unconventional name, but not nearly as common for girls as boys and that got us about the names celebrities impose on their offspring prompting a countdown of the ten strangest celebrity baby names out there.